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I’ll just leave this here…
Posted on February 3, 2011 via summer with 20 notes
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Dear boys, you are the reason girls starve themselves, cake their faces up with makeup, wear push-up bra’s, have no self confidence and get depressed. Because skinny, cake-faced, push up bra wearing girls are the only ones majority of you ever seem to notice, theres more to girls than just the way they look.

THIS.
AMEN.
actual guys dont even like this shit. girls think this because the only guys they look at are this:

YES I MAD.
^Genius.
To OP:

You can find REAL men in a certain hard-to-reach place. It’s called the Friend Zone. Oh, wait, you know about it, BECAUSE YOU FUCKING INVENTED IT.
LOL BOSSED^^^
Liek 4 bawss
Fucking give me a break. Women are the reason guys are assholes. Also, look in the friend zone and MAYBE you can find someone who will fucking treat you right.
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Make. It. Stop. (A plea for my sanity)

Ok so uh…how do I put this lightly…? STOP THE FUCKING HARRY POTTER POSTS. God damn it. I am literally so tired of logging on tumblr, expecting to see cool shit about OLD MOVIES, or LOVE, or PHILOSOPHY and having to WADE through all the HARRY POTTER CRAP just to get to ONE POST about something I GEE IDK, ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT? I’ve had to delete a DOZEN AKA TWELVE people I followed and it’s still coming in strong.
I’m sorry, but Emma Watson, Daniel Radcliffe, and Rupert Grint are just HUMAN. A Harry Potter fan literally FUCKED Emma Watson’s college experience when she started at an American university. Ok? Is it worth it making a grown woman CRY because she can’t escape your suffocating stalker affections? Fuck that they’re getting married, fuck that Daniel Radcliffe doesn’t want to do this shit anymore (Thank fucking God. I hope he escapes Mark Hamill syndrome), and FUCK the second part of the Deathly Hallows because frankly, if someone doesn’t stand up this constant Harry Potter garbage is going to continue for at least a year STRAIGHT after the next release.
It’s a BOOK. A BOOK with a series of MOVIES. Just like EVERY OTHER SUCCESSFUL PIECE OF ENTERTAINMENT. Let it FUCKING BE. Harry Potter isn’t even that fucking awesome. ANY value outside of fleeting entertainment is lost INSTANTLY because of THE STUPID FANS. The ENTIRE series was ruined for me because the idiotic FANS pushed it in everyone’s face SO HARD, it was extremely difficult to NOT want to burn every Harry Potter book in sight. You make Twilight fans look like docile guinea pigs.
You want a REAL book? A book that questions humanity? That really digs in deep and actually enriches your life? Read Brave New World by Aldous Huxley. That’s a REAL book that should be heralded from the rooftops. Not this forehead scarred dandelion on a broomstick.

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Posted on December 7, 2010 via The Animal Blog with 702 notes
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I wonder what the person I’m going to marry is doing right now. It’s weird to think that they’re walking on this Earth, and I might already know them.
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Posted on December 5, 2010 via alextorres with 6 notes
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Oh yeah, I went there. I went there with Caricature & Copic Marker, even. (thought that this medium would be better than watercolor to get that extra jeggings UMPH all up in thar…)
YOU’RE WELCOME. 8-}
Posted on December 4, 2010 via KORAREEFi with 10,297 notes
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